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Born Sparkly

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Name:
illuins_lair
Birthdate:
1980
Location:
External Services:
  • illuins_lair@livejournal.com
O-Hai.

I´m an Elf Alien. I see things. I hear thoughts. Sometimes they are posted here.

Canoodling through space and time as a rainbowcoloured homosapien with femme attributes and an alchemist heart, I dance somewhere on the queer-scale beyond labels but with omnisexual tendencies.

My sparkly adhd-personality continuously fights itself, navigating between hyperfocus and procrastination while my chaotic brain and I are trying to sail along the waters of Life.

I believe in transparency, unconditional love and the severe importance of tiaras and unicorn! porn.

Slashoholism lies latent in my orgasmic dna and my virtual panties are abundant with squeeflailing.

Personal ramblings are F-locked since The Internetz is huge and scary and can attack me with cheeseburgers.

I´m on a journey of self-discovery. I´m deep and superficial. My cat is my goddess. Orli is my muse, whereas Lotrips my first bride & the sparkly LOTRfandom my haven.

However... side by side in my apparently over&everexpanding slashy!closet mind:
BOONDOCK SAINTS. LETOCEST. SHERLOCK HOLMES. 30STM.
Om nom nom - my taste is branching out goddamnit!! *lotsa squeeage* \o/

I will probably adore you if we have something pervy in common.


I am here.
You are.
Welcome.




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